Silent Night, Estate’s Delight: UCD Cancels Christmas Cheer
Fearing that their recent email didn’t scare enough students into suppressing their remaining bliss, UCD Estate Services announced plans today The post Silent Night, Estate’s Delight: UCD Cancels...
View ArticleUCD Estates Accidentally Open Portal to Hell During Exam Venue Setup
In what can only be described as a surprising turn of events, UCD Estates has inadvertently created an endless, infernal The post UCD Estates Accidentally Open Portal to Hell During Exam Venue Setup...
View ArticleGovernment to Deploy Mirrors in Dublin to Fake Increased Garda Presence
Over the last year, the public perception of safety in Dublin has drastically deteriorated, with many residents now believing that The post Government to Deploy Mirrors in Dublin to Fake Increased...
View ArticleUCD Call for the CAO to be Replaced by a Lottery Modelled off the Vietnam War...
As incoming stage 1 undergraduates will be well aware, the Leaving Certificate is brutal. It is an archaic system that The post UCD Call for the CAO to be Replaced by a Lottery Modelled off the Vietnam...
View ArticleThe Independent Takeover: A New Dawn in the Dáil
As the latest iteration of the Dáil convened, many of those who placed their faith in independent candidates were eagerly The post The Independent Takeover: A New Dawn in the Dáil first appeared on...
View ArticleNew UO Election Poll Reveals Editors’ Inability to Use Canva
In a groundbreaking attempt to combine visual chaos with statistical irrelevance, the University Observer has released a “poll” of this The post New UO Election Poll Reveals Editors’ Inability to Use...
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