Lecturer Awkwardly spends Entire YouTube Video Trying to get the Sound to Work
Third year commerce students came out of a lecture this past Monday in which a lecturer had been thoroughly confused by technology. Half way... The post Lecturer Awkwardly spends Entire YouTube Video...
View ArticleShag Carpets Introduced across UCD
Students returned to UCD earlier this week to discover the floor in each campus building had been laid with new shag carpets. The carpet... The post Shag Carpets Introduced across UCD appeared first on...
View ArticleMacabre SU Petting Zoo Fails to Reduce Anxiety
With the exams fast approaching, the UCD Students’ Union has organised a petting zoo on campus with the aim of reducing nerves across the... The post Macabre SU Petting Zoo Fails to Reduce Anxiety...
View ArticleGetting Ripped in Time for the Exams
As May draws closer, many students across the college have been looking for quick ways to get shredded in time for the exams. ‘The... The post Getting Ripped in Time for the Exams appeared first on...
View ArticleThe Return of Society-Related Violence to UCD?
With the college term starting back, there are fresh fears among the student body of UCD that society affiliated violence will break out again... The post The Return of Society-Related Violence to UCD?...
View ArticleIs It Time to Legalise Aloe Vera?
Over recent years there has been varied debates about whether we should legalise Aloe Vera, or just keep it illegal. Maybe just recreational and... The post Is It Time to Legalise Aloe Vera? appeared...
View Article5 things You Can Say About Trump That You Can Also Say About The Bee Movie
Tired of having to think of different ways to describe current President of the United States and the 2007 Dreamworks animated comedy? Now you... The post 5 things You Can Say About Trump That You Can...
View ArticleMan Wakes Up With Bizarre Face Tattoo Removed
Daniel Fisher woke up at noon last Sunday with a splitting headache after a night of drinking with the lads. “I knew something was... The post Man Wakes Up With Bizarre Face Tattoo Removed appeared...
View ArticleAdvice To The Spanish Government
Dear Spaniards, After witnessing your recent fracas with some of your people, I would like to offer you two pieces of advice based on... The post Advice To The Spanish Government appeared first on...
View ArticleVaradkar Seeking To Hire Some Friends
Fine Gael leader Leo Varadkar is currently on the hunt for ‘friends’ to hire. The news comes as he was forced to create a... The post Varadkar Seeking To Hire Some Friends appeared first on College...
View ArticleHollywood Studio Plans to Remake Harrison Ford
This week, the CEO of Thirtieth Century Giraffe announced his studio’s plans to launch a remake of Harrison Ford within the next decade. “Remakes... The post Hollywood Studio Plans to Remake Harrison...
View ArticleRyanair Offer Seats for 50c
In an effort to bounce back from what has been a terrible few weeks for the Irish company, Ryanair have announced that they are... The post Ryanair Offer Seats for 50c appeared first on College Tribune.
View ArticleScientists Find Health Benefits from Merely Wearing a Fitbit
In a recently published paper in the American scientific journal, Integrum Mendacium, health expert Dr Rupert Thomson revealed the results of his long-awaited study... The post Scientists Find Health...
View ArticleVaradkar, Trudeau and Macron Host Charity Car Wash For Magaluf Trip
Yesterday, Leo Varadkar announced his plan to take part in a charity car wash this Wednesday alongside French Prime Minister Emmanuel Macron and the... The post Varadkar, Trudeau and Macron Host...
View ArticleThe Finest Homeless in Europe
Daniel O’Connell once referred to the Irish as the finest peasantry in Europe. Now our peasantry is depleted and we are left with next... The post The Finest Homeless in Europe appeared first on...
View Article3 Subtle References In The Shawshank Redemption You’ll Only Understand If...
When Andy befriends Red, showing how friendship can endure terrible situations and exceeds all boundaries people are faced with, it is also a metaphor... The post 3 Subtle References In The Shawshank...
View Article5 Reasons Why UCD Students Don’t Clean Up After Themselves
UCD students are reportedly terrible at picking up after themselves despite being old enough to know how to do it. Peak rubbish-leaving areas include... The post 5 Reasons Why UCD Students Don’t Clean...
View ArticleMicrowave Control Debate Needed As Fifth Student Is Vaporised
Last Monday, UCD Student Centre witnessed yet another microwave-related tragedy. Another student suffered complete evaporation due to incorrect use of the new microwaves. There... The post Microwave...
View ArticleWoman Starting to Suspect Husband Does Not Play Guitar Or Use Weights
Sharon Williams has recently begun to suspect that Michael, her husband of 4 months, does not in fact play the guitar nor use the... The post Woman Starting to Suspect Husband Does Not Play Guitar Or...
View ArticleGovernment Receiving Horrific Abuse on Social Media
This last week has been described as being tough for the government with many of our crazed citizens taking to the internet to express...
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